THE INITIATION: WHAT THE FUCK?!?
We told you not to click there and you did it anyway.
At this point, I don't even know what to tell you. I don't even know how far into the puzzles you've gotten. All I know is that we gave you a few simple rules and you couldn't even follow them.
One more chance: just don't click here.
It's SO easy. Just go back to the stuff in the envelope. Please.