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As the world's most secretive and exclusive secret society, our members take great pride in owning S.C.A.M paraphernalia, despite strict rules that prevent them from ever wearing or displaying it in public.
After our original merchandise maker was killed in a freak accident involving hundreds of scorpions entering his bedroom while he slept, we decided to outsource to Teespring, with strong promises that they would only sell to verified S.C.A.M. members.
We were lied to, and are currently in the process of procuring more scorpions.
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