Welcome to the Initiation.

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If you're on this secret page of the site, that means you're already in our secret NYC headquarters and the Rituals have already begun.

 

Try the Thirsty Thurston.   (That's not a clue; that's just a suggestion.)

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Each challenge will involve one of the pieces of SCAM ephemera found in your Initiation envelope.  (You did get one of those, right?  It was under the dildo.)

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The FIRST challenge involves the Letter and only the Letter.  Read it very carefully.  If you're still stuck... well, we're feeling generous, so there are a couple of hints below -- use them only if you need them...